my love is write

This morning I received a delicious piece of (spam?) email. I thought you might enjoy it as well:


HELLO lady.

i find you at net. and now i want one help. and send to somebody mail. but dont answer to me. may be i have problem. i dont know why they dont answer to me.

i am 25 years old. i have ask of you, answer to me, i need help. really i am not annoying.

i want only one answer, how i can work in hollywood as writer. yes. i am screenplay writer. ten years write. write and write. my love is write.

plz help me. i am waiting for your answer. and we can (i think we can) to be friend as penpal.... thanks if accept me. is my last chance.

god bless you and your family.

bye and thanks.


Yep.

xo,
jolie

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