Tuesday, May 10, 2011

some things I learned this past week, volume 2:



  • Smoking a Sherlock-Holmes-y pipe while driving is just as distracting and dangerous as texting.
  • If you simultaneously sport smokey eye makeup and clogs they cancel each other out.
  • If the driver of a tour bus filled with tourists pulls up next your car and asks you if you're famous, always say yes.
  • On Hollywood Boulevard, it's not odd at all to see Darth Vader and a bicycle-riding Scientologist pass each other and maybe even high-five.
  • Some NYC cab drivers actually say "Fugetaboutit" without any trace of irony.
  • Trying to stay motivated during a spin class while this song is playing only an exercise in futility.
  • Putting exclamation points at the ends of your To Do List items do not make them get done any quicker.
  • Anything you eat while you watch Top Chef is gonna suck.
  • My Mom is awesome.

1 comment:

  1. 'Sherlock Holmes-y pipe'- you don't see many of them around. Smoke one of those at the same time as texting and spontaneous human combustion results.

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