A loose fan belt
A dragon with a head cold
A crappy ventriloquist
A rusty accordion
An injured pterodactyl
An entire family of raccoons
The grape lady
A haunted house's door
Anything needing WD-40
A constipated bird
A constipated grandpa
A constipated pirate
Little Richard
James Brown
Donald Duck
Gollum
Gizmo
Q*bert
Chewbacca
A peanut in a vise
A ticklish horse
A swarm of bees
A donkey that's tired of carrying your shit
A basket of angry snakes
A broken radiator
An ancient tomb being pried open with a crowbar
A stolen car peeling out of a gravel parking lot
xoxo
jolie
But he's just so josh darn cute!!
ReplyDeleteYou should record him and make a cd mix. Those record contracts aren't going to sign themselves, you know. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, btw! Hope your day was fabulous!!